My name's Matthew H. Jones. I'm an aspiring novelist whose written two manuscripts and working on my third, a YA Urban Fantasy about a young man thrusted into a world of magic without being given magic of his own. Everyone wants to kill him and all he has is a frying pan to thwart them.
Monkeys
There are no monkeys here. If you're looking for monkeys, go away. Well, actually there are monkeys, but they're of the hairless variety that writes poetry and such. If that's not what you're looking for move along.